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3:31 | 4.3 | 115,957 plays | 10/25/05
Director: Benjamin Eckstein | United States
Well, we could write up a pithy description, but the title pretty much sums it all up. Even the staunchest conservative can't resist the appeal of this penile parody.
Antrich4/27/08
PERFECT!
deahca34/5/08
LOL. true and hilarious!!
lonmowerman*****juno*****3/31/08
Hilarious and true. The world is being destroyed by superstitious ignorance. I was a Christian minister for 18 years before my studies proved beyond doubt that there is no true God to be found among human religions. Inform yourself. Study deeply. Do not ignore doubts. They will lead you to the truth, and 'the truth will make you (and your ***** or *****) free'. Don't waste the only life you'll ever have living for a "heaven" that was invented by clever men to enslave you.
Tom Adlhoch3/16/08
Thank God he's wearing the 'Murrican flag!
Bluntbass3/15/08
"this is one of the greatest things i think i have ever seen.... except for the towers coming down, that was glorious." Shame you weren't inside them at the time 'mate'. THAT would have been glorious.
WillCall0242/16/08
this is one of the greatest things i think i have ever seen.... except for the towers coming down, that was glorious.
jimmShorts2/13/08
presiently poignant , provocative, perdurable, prurient, prized pontification
budboyslash1/30/08
real *****
realirrealist12/15/07
Haha funniest film ever, however I think you have just got yourself some Christian haters. Not me =)...I still wonder why do people get so *****ed off when somebody makes a critic of their religion?
bsgrinder12/1/07
RIGHT ON, SEND US MORE.
bwildasi11/23/07
Keep your astrix off of him.
sujo*****charter.net11/18/07
This is so reminiscent of Shel Silverstein!! Good job Eric!!
chaplainrod11/9/07
A big thumbs down! This guy is clueless as to what ***** is all about. ***** is not religious, He's relational. This guy is the preverbal fool of the scripture and is as lost a ball in high weeds. "The tongue of the wise commends knowledge, but the mouth of the fool gushes folly." (Proverbs 15:2) I feel sorry for him. He needs *****.
ShagNastie10/24/07
Outstanding !! I do believe this is some obscure form of perfection, The way you team together ***** Christ and an erection. It shows the world that religions out of control at a "reproductive rate". Let's just hope the hell something changes before its all too late. before we find ourselves without control or the right to chose. So, " KEEP YOUR ***** OFF MY ***** AND I'LL KEEP MY ***** OFF OF YOU"
jpopeinteriors10/2/07
Jerome Pope This film gets better and better every time I see it. It is wonderful that someone is expressing their feelings about what we in this country call democracy. Why kill a convict but save an embryo? Why fight over stem cells but allow people to die of curable diseases? This country needs to wake up and get a backbone. We need leadership that is not afraid to lead. We need Hillary. God Bless the U.S. of A.
LCARLWILLISIII*****SBCGLOBAL.NET9/7/07
Well, this is America and he's got a right to say what he is saying...and I've got the right to to call this what it is...*****. This is'nt even made well. What a colosal waste of time and a showpiece for ignorance. Yuch!!!
nfingerstan8/23/07
love it . that telling them . like they telling use . ..that why the world is like it is today . war war war because of there ***** . BY THE WAY HELL IS RIGHT HERE. AND THEY DONT SEE IT.
KaseyGibbs8/18/07
Excellent
arajit8/2/07
3rd class..............not even worth giving a thot.......
doctorbooyea7/22/07
the priests thing was funny, i'm catholic, but our church is a bit corrupt
doctorbooyea7/22/07
"who the f*** are you to turn your views into my laws"every law comes from someone's original views dumbassi don't want your views to be my laws, and you don't want my views to be laws, and we shouldn't because we disagree, which is okay, but the quote above made no sense...at all
Rsteel7/18/07
it would have been funnier if the guy could sing! this guy is either a molested catholic, or a *****!
ZombieFetish7/6/07
I love him.....
ktsmetalredneck6/26/07
now i realize that he has his right and im not trying to say he doesnt deserve it. his talk about religion, every single incedent he mentioned was a catholic happening. i for one dont like anything that the catholics are doing. i personally am a methodist. the catholics are just to into your life they always have been i hate being stereotyped for something i am not...thank you...(altough it was pretty damn funny lol)
BillyZinSea6/20/07
He actually understands our (his) 1st amendment rights, and is exercising them. Good for him... If you 11ò0(Thumbs Down) understood either our Constitution or ***** teachings, we wouldnt be having this discussion. You support a president that breaks at least 9 commandments; not to mention his utter contempt for the Constitution. Psychotic...
lysalysa216/19/07
that was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!AMEN brother
MetalStar6/1/07
I just watched this video three more times, in hope of getting this man some more of the cash which he so richly deserves... A wonderful video, I'm determined to learn the song!!!
BluDog725/27/07
Nice Job! Way to say it like it is. Those of you that are offended, you are who he is singing to.
rbrow115/27/07
Beautifully irreverent!! Right on, brotha!!
jenny19415/24/07
I absolutely agree with the words of this song - Send a copy of King George *****!!
27bl65/22/07
I,m a christian too! ...and I like this song! For what god gave es our free will?! To think whatever we want, even not to believe in him or laugh about him. It'S everyone3s own decision. He won't be angry, he will forgive! So why should any christian on earth get angry about this little song. P.S.: And never forget:... And forgive us our trespasses.As we forgive those who trespass against as...AMEN!
Malachias5/18/07
So what? Look at all the s*** he's got to be bitter, angry and miserable about.Loved the vid, especially the bit about the ***** and euthanasia atc.Roflmao!
fuze445/17/07
It's obvious he's a bitter, angry, and miserable man.
ThekingofTerrors5/16/07
I really loved this film, five stars! "who are you to turn your views into my laws?"
kilkamilla5/16/07
freedon of speech and freedom of mind. funny. never mind any religion issues, it was just his point of view produced in a funny and catchy kinda way
chartman*****greencheesemedia*****5/15/07
I'm Conservative, Christian, and I love this film. Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, or anyone like them, never spoke for me or most of us. Evangelical "Christianity" is about preaching a set of rules and not living it. Each time they spew out their dribble I check my Bible and it doesn't match what ***** taught. The only delightful part about this is that there is just as much useless dribble from the socialist left, so it balances out. God Bless America!
Malachias5/14/07
In case u bible-bashers havnt noticed, the only thing he says about religion is that there's love and joy and hope and whatever in it. The thing he's protesting against is the religious right turning ancient superstition into legislation in (supposedly) the world's most developed country! Should we sell our family into slavery? Because that's sanctioned in the Bible!
Boombah5/5/07
To all those who gave this a thumbs down. What did you expect from a film called "Keep your ***** off my *****."? Bible verse, set to a hillbilly tune? Get over yourselves. I bloody loved it. Can't wait for the 12" remix!!!
killerjester5/1/07
Sqwooshyboo! dont worry half my family are christians and im sending it to all of them plus my friends so this will get to some of the ppl who should see it >.< im not nice to ppl muhhaha
darlab4/29/07
now thats true comedy!!! lmao!!
Sykosomatix4/29/07
i love this video and song so much, people gotta get a sense of humour.. if you are offended by religious satire.. dont watch something in that section!!!
SmittysVids4/28/07
I just read most of the comments and I have to add....You guys that were offended....This clip is named "Keep Your ***** Off My *****". Watching it is like watching "Pulp Fiction" when you have a problem with profanity. IT CAME WITH IT'S OWN WARNING LABEL! Just have to say again....LOVED IT!
SmittysVids4/28/07
To all those who have a problem with this song, Atom Films is the home of Psychotic, blood-thirsty kittens! Deviant, homicidal dolls! Did you really think religion was exempt from lampooning?!? I LOVED this! And not just because I'm a hedonistic, *****sexual atheist with an affinity for the truly twisted. Although that probably helps.
killerjester4/23/07
now this is something to share around funny and kinda true if u think about it lol nice Creativity
mixs^4/22/07
major luvin here! this brings hope to me, seeing not just a fun music video but also seeing so many good reviews i guess the world isnt as bloody dumb as i thought. :D nice work :D
youngkrakatoa4/16/07
eh, it's funny combindin *****s n ***** and the president. lol. but it is kinda outspoken a lil bit you know?. but props for the creativivity. ;) and some points you really made good. I'm in agreement with some of your views. :) nice work.
Freckledgrrl4/15/07
Right on! Sadly, the people who find it impossible to think past their stunted little experiences won't understand this bit. Ah, well, if ya don't get it the first time, then it can't BE explained to ya.Show this to your favorite reactionary: good for more than one or two giggles, as the smoke roils from their ears!
jesrh4/9/07
This an evil movie I'm a christian and I'm am so so against it.
mekales3/27/07
Simplydeep7... you crack me up! "I'm no Bible thumper but..... you should be afraid."Hey everyone! Sound like a Bible Thumper to you! Typical of the majority of "Hypochristians" isn't it? Two faced comments throughout your entire comment... hmmmm, again, very familiar.
Sqwooshyboo3/23/07
i agree with gkesley - the folks that need to see it, won't. awesome movie!!! right on!!!!!!!!!!
checola3/22/07
2 negative comments i read here need to be addressed, sayin this guy is contradictory for calling molesting priests perverts is false, because it is the christian religion that says child molesting is wrong and it was the pope that protected cardinal Law from being prosecuted for a cover up, as well believing in god so you dont go to hell is not the right reason, read your bible, it will tell you, dont make ignorant comments. overall good film but the dancing was a little goofy.
simplydeep73/20/07
you made SOME valid point's but most was out of idiocracy, im no bible thumper but i can tell you this your not a very happy person, and you are very empty, life is ***** for you as far as your concerned. i bet you believe in magic and psycics, and horoscopes and if thats true, you are a idiot and you should be afraid.
GKesley3/18/07
Well scored tune, and very poynant. Shame it will never be scene by those who should.....excellant
ohiopercussionman3/14/07
Preach it brother! You nailed it.
4828363/9/07
bad impression with *****, ***** was better then that. I found no point in this song, but i know you have problems im gunna watch better *****.
42fyedhooligan3/6/07
Excellent...
SpenardBarbie3/3/07
Right on! I have forwarded the URL to everyone I know. Thanks!
stupid*****2/23/07
godschild, you are *****ed, not only did you prove the point of the song, but you sent 2 messages of nothing but verbal idiocy. This video is fabulous. It breaks down everything I've always said about the "majority" of Chrisitans...Hippocristianity ... lovely...godschild go back to school or read something before you attempt to prove a point you don't quite understand....Mr Ekstein, I give you props. :)
Villvernesh2/22/07
Good song, very good lyrics and excellent timing!!!I love this one and like to rewatch it with much delight
DarkLordDaishi2/21/07
Hahaha! hilarious!!
siktimes2/16/07
the american settlers left the forced catholic country and then invented christianity in the US!!? that comment is almost funnier than the song which is *****cgin great by the way, good stuff!!!
godschild3162/15/07
Our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves saying look what we have created. The constitution was fine untill recently. It worked so well for all of those years and now everyone has a problem with it. You have all begun to fall into Satans trap. I pray for everyone of you.
godschild3162/15/07
I wish I could give more than one thumbs down. You people are forgetting what this o*****ry was truly founded on. This country was founded by people trying to leave a forced Catholic country and start a religion all to their own. That religion was Christianity. Examine the constitution closely and you will find that it contains almost every Christian belief. (Before it was amended)
stacy_purk*****yahoo*****2/13/07
just not right
teresa byrum2/10/07
love this tooo much. suki
JuxtaposingYuni2/9/07
that was wonderful, insightful and very openminded. ***** the critics. my friend and i have been learning to sing along with it.and when you do die, beleive me, whatever god does reside up there will thank you for taking the side of those who wouldn't want their words and messages *****ized by modern people with an agenda.thank you.
xavierdeplater*****hotmail*****2/7/07
great song, good point.
donjuandh1/26/07
What can I say more than... EXCELLENT!
TammiDee1/26/07
Great and true five stars. Should be sung instead of the National Anthem
piptit1/20/07
great interpretation of todays religious hypocrosy - guess i'm going to hell too!
Riverwolf1/19/07
Brilliantly funny satire yet hard to watch and listen too(no offence I loved the pope hat). Animate it and let some rappers do the music and you just wrote two seasons worth of material for a show on adult swim.
Num1target1/18/07
I really was not expecting to like this...but I was wrong. Some of these people are taking themselves way to seriously, without humor there is no point in living, if you refuse to laugh then leave us alone and let us live. And to the person a few posts behind me, its ok to hate anything, as long as you aren't punishing others for not joining in your hatred. Which you have to admit a lot of religious folks tend to do.
genm79*****yahoo*****1/16/07
1 more commandment. LOL thats good
afrofaerie1/14/07
ok, for those who take offense to this song, you are probably the one's who put ***** in office in the first d...n place and/or a bible beater. so you should be offended because, they are talking about YOU!!!! oh, and in case you don't know what a bible beater is, it is a person who tells you that you are going to hell if you don't share there beliefs.
saintfletcher1/13/07
Fantastic. Upsetting the Christians makes it even better. Some find the war in Iraq offensive, and the world has to kiss W's Christian *****?
ARCHIE ROXAS1/11/07
Why is OK to hate Christian beliefs? If some sang against another persons race, religion, political affiliation or any beliefs there would be some outrage march. Who is forcing someone else to believe in something they do not want.
Bennygeek1/8/07
It was offensive to me but im not gona judge by my beilifes because that is unAmerican but i dis like it however to go at that sped is impressive still it makes me wana kill something
bmfworm1/7/07
that was awesome. Defintley the best so far, and so honest! But he is probably going to hell!
vladboy1/5/07
This film is great !!!!! This guy should take his song on the road
vladboy1/5/07
This film is f*
teresa byrum1/4/07
Says it all,huh? I LOVED THIS, the best on atom films so far!!!
babymut1/1/07
not realy funny
Beldarin12/18/06
Like me wish I had a ***** to tell em to keep their ***** off... lol
sashalouisegill12/15/06
brilliant, i love it and i dont even have a *****
nechochwen12/10/06
Excellent, funny to read the negative coments as well, Atomfilms should always allow films which may be insulting to some. Just remember it's a choice to be insulted.
mondrejicka12/7/06
"WTF" THIS GUY IS A GOOF...MAGGIE
Sad Weird Kid11/7/06
This is fantastic - says everything I've ever wanted to say to the Religious Right. If I hadn't already voted in this year's elections, I'd have written their names in on every line.
bobbler8/16/06
Very well presented (although I would have liked to see the performer smile more). But I guess its hard to smile while singing a song that reminds you of the religious right (what could cause more anger, or be more depressing than that). What truly amazes me is how the idiot religious right leaders have so many followers (that give them power). Thanks for presenting our side in song, so perhaps it will reach more people.
Naveen7/5/06
U go brother U took everything right out of my head! finally a good clean song featuring the realities
Jenn6/24/06
Increadible. Best video on atomfilms.
Calvero36/9/06
AWESOME!!! I can firmly proclaim that this is one of the BEST FILMS AIRED ON ATOM FILMS!!! My only complaint is why it is so very unknown?...
JustineCredible5/23/06
This is one of my fav's! Right up there with James McMurty's "We can't make here anymore."
Anonymous5/6/06
perfect in everyway, including the his comment at the end. For those of you who finds this sinful and offensive, consider this...your heaven is what I would call hell.
Jan4/21/06
As a non-christian who is sick & tired of christianity being forced down my throat, I loved this. Articulate, funny and oh-so-true!!!
Michael4/18/06
excellent, I have found many times that who claim to be christian have blinders on. Can only hear what they already belive. too bad they won't ackowledge the truth in this flim.
Zasetsu4/14/06
As a former Catholic I can testify before a grand jury that every thing this guy said is true...and there are underground videos to back it up available for $29.95 From the Virgin Video (A Holy Owned Subsidiary of Vatican Records Inc.)
MzMeow4/7/06
Sooooo politically correct!!! Just love this guy to death!! Well, not quite but, he is absolutely right on target:):):):):):):)
MzMeow4/7/06
Sooooo politically correct!!! Just love this guy to death!! Well, not quite but, he is absolutely right on target:):):):):):):)
alisa3/28/06
should have been nude, otherwise, excellent
jwalker2/22/06
Amen!
Cobweb2/20/06
Here's news for anyone who thinks those of us who love this song are going to hell.: That's only a myth, out of an incredibly old, outdated book of mythology. - Thinking that everyone in the world should worship the same diety the same way has caused more wars and cost more lives than any other single idea. - It does nothing but show the ignorance of the person who believes it. Eric Schwartz RULES! :) ~ Cobweb
Anonymous2/20/06
Should be shouted from the roof tops
Anonymous2/3/06
It was funny, very very funny, no for the uptight, and those who cannot laugh at themselves
tony 2/1/06
OUT-STANDING!!! Bravissimo!
debbi2/1/06
great
holmeed1/31/06
The best piece of work on this site
Anonymous1/27/06
Love it!
Faunax1/23/06
Amazing. On the same level as Jib-Jab's work.
Moonfyre1/18/06
We loved this one ! brilliant!!!
Anonymous1/7/06
HAHAHAHA TEHETEHETEHETEHETEHE that was well special lol
Anonymous1/5/06
fook yea.. i think i have found a new theme song mmm yea.. dude finally time
whoa there1/4/06
This video was so true. religion is EVERYWHERE!
Anonymous1/4/06
This clip is very funny AND very true. For the religous nutters out there, listen up: keep your mythology to yourself. This song's for you!
paula1/3/06
very funny
Richard12/30/05
Like it or not, everything about this song is true, just watch the news. A free country means choice. This song shows we are losing that. Government and religion can get bent.
DJDH12/29/05
What can I say... BRILLIANT!!! Each word... each phrase... Please do more like that. Onde compliant... put a legend :)
Craig12/28/05
Great stuff!
D.C. Sachs12/27/05
I saw Eric Schwartz live last night and have to say that as good as this video is, he is much better live. Although his language is explicit and offensive it is necessary to convey the anger Mr. Schwartz feels toward those who would legislate a fundamentalist religious view. My recommendation is skip the video and see Eric Schwartz during his next performance in your area.
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