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5:05 | 3.5 | 199,487 plays | 3/22/05
Director: Robert Reeves | United States
Star Wars Fan Film Awards Best Comedy Recipient 2005— Bob Beefkins is one unlucky X-Wing pilot with a bad seat during the medal ceremony in A New Hope.
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padapa10/24/07
Lame ... grinned once ... Annoying. He is not unlucky, the force hates whiners on engaged in life. I'd of had to shoot him with my blaster.
DChewie7/9/07
How many people noticed the connection between BEEFkins and PORKins?
Beautyalwayscomplicates5/23/07
original best star wars comedy ever better than pink five
Resta4/9/07
laughed once >_<
Ryo253/23/07
Sweet! this is a good one 2 thumbs up!
DigDog2/24/07
I fell asleep..., but a lot of reviews said the ending or last half was good. I went back and watched the ending again. It wasn't. I feel sorry for the guy who made this film, at lest I only wasted five minutes on it.
TaVork1/25/07
ALWAYS good for a laugh :) Nice work.
darthyvadar1/22/07
terrible . . .yuck
emporerfan1/18/07
really good film, liked the ending
limeladie31*****hotmail*****1/8/07
Clever...I liked it!
Don10/18/06
Horrible film, yet better than Episode 3.
Anonymous10/8/06
Old rehash of Pink Five. Not original at all.
ProudLioness7/17/06
very funny!
Anonymous6/19/06
Pink Five ripoff
Nadia5/11/06
That was hilarious! Good job!
The Golem Hunter4/17/06
A terrifically funny Star Wars Spoof. Why can't they all be done this well?
Firefly 4/5/06
Hilarious!! One Of the funniest movies I have ever seen!! I'm still laughing! You must watch this movie!!!
Darth Mealed3/20/06
This was great.. loved it loved it....DID I MENTION I LOVED IT!!
Anonymous3/12/06
That was good. Funny dialogue. :)
Anonymous2/27/06
I laughed. I coughed. I think I had a mild stroke.
chelsea2/21/06
this is the most well done spoof i have seen in awhile! i loved it!
al4552/20/06
not funny
mazzonefilm1/20/06
HILARIOUS!!!
Anonymous1/20/06
very funny
Anonymous1/20/06
very funny
Anonymous1/18/06
Love this film!!!!!
Anonymous12/12/05
i'm saying what ever
Steve Beefkins12/12/05
This proofs that not all perfecanal acters have to be as good as perfecinals...This guy Bob is outstanding...I mean Bob Reeves should play Bob Beefkins in a full length movie, theaters or not!
Mighty-Man11/2/05
Way to go Robert! Nicely done. Watch through the credits. There's more.
Adamantium10/19/05
That was hilarious! I always wondered where Luke got his X-Wing. Now I know.
LeeW.10/9/05
That'd be really funny if they showed that in A New Hope.
chromey10/3/05
Hysterical! Bob is every person I've ever loved to hate. Nice performance!
yoad merlin9/27/05
pretty lame
ARC-Trooper9/27/05
Above Average, thumbs up! You did a pretty good job on this.
Pullman9/25/05
Not very funny and an incredibly annoying character...
Anonymous9/5/05
wayyyyyyyyyyyy funny
Hanasaki8/31/05
That guy is very funy, but did he survive the atack at the endor moon?, i hope so.
Mums the word8/31/05
I love this film! I hope there is more adventures with this guy.
Anonymous8/26/05
Very, very funny. No special effects necessary. And as a side note to our dear Beefkins...that "little punk" does not have a bad hairdo. :P
Anonymous8/17/05
I liked it. Fun concept that didn't rely on special effects.
Pink Eleven8/10/05
Weak, weak, weak stuff...
Steakman.8/10/05
Fun, fun, fun stuff.
Marker8/3/05
Yeah she does. And she's cuter too! But this guy ain't trying to be Pink Five.
Tracer7/28/05
Weak performance, weak film... Pink Five does the monologuing better!
Bill in IA7/21/05
Wow! Totally deserved Best Comedy!
Steve in MN7/14/05
This was not funny at all. Weak concept,weak delivery.
Anonymous7/8/05
Ummm... actually that wasn't Robert who wrote that review. It was me, David and I WAS in the film :)
default346/25/05
I thought it was funny but my brother hated it.
Slynx6/22/05
Quit trying to prop up your own reviews, Robert... yeah, you won a trophy, but that doesn't change the fact a lot of think the movie blows...
Anonymous6/22/05
Negative reviews? Not funny? People... this film WON BEST COMEDY! It's over. The verdict is in. Let it go. Make your own freakin' film for next year if you think you can do better, and when you have YOUR trophy... then you can express your opionion as much as you want.
big timer6/20/05
that was pretty effin good!!!!! I LOVED IT!!!!
criticaleye6/17/05
Good idea but a little tedious.
baphomet136/17/05
It must have cost a fortune for X-wing pilot costumes..
Psythik6/14/05
I stopped it half way through. When was it supposed to get funny?
Barnabas6/14/05
Boy, Robert Reeves must really think he's funny... the rest of the world, though, must disagree with him... what an ego project... not recommended...
ncpolice5556/10/05
Oh that was to funny
Anonymous6/10/05
still waiting for the punchline!
glebis6/8/05
not in the least bit funny.
gangsta obi-wan6/6/05
very good. but you might not want to count my review since im a star wars freak.
stephen6/5/05
that was the saddest f****in' thing i've EVER seen i can't beleive i wasted like 5 minutes watching that sh** thats was a digrace thats all i have to say
Doug E.6/3/05
Clever idea. Enjoyed it.
krissy6/3/05
...... *shakes head in disgust*
grlwants2cyber6/3/05
Huh? I don't get it.
Anonymous6/1/05
Um... I don't get it.
Ferris5/28/05
I'd rather watch Scooby Doo 2!!!
Anonymous5/26/05
Really Funny. Showed it to all my frineds, they all had a kick out of it!
SmegheadofOz5/16/05
Omg, that was hillarious!
Point7Q5/16/05
Great! This was really well written and the other pilots did such a great job of keeping a straight face. I especially liked the phone call. I think we all have been around someone liek that.
sarthestar5/13/05
This is the best of them all! I loved it and yes Bob, you are the best! I especially liked the part about Red 5...stupid farmboys!
Scott Gill5/9/05
Very funny and witty, have to have a good sense of humour to watch!
rainman5/9/05
just stupid not even a hint of laughter in this.
Superkev685/7/05
Very original!
padmai20045/5/05
I expected more. Next time they could try and make something with an once of humour in it.
theycallmemrglass5/4/05
largely unfunny. tries to hard and has been done before but better
Jedisentineldoubleblade1115/2/05
It wasn't bad. Neeeded a little more humour though. LOL!
Anonymous4/29/05
Bob.. your a maniac! loved the nothing storyline..you're a fuunnny man!
Meg4/28/05
So awesome! this is so funny, I laugh everytime I watch it, which has been quite a few times. Nothing like laughing out loud to yourself when noone else is around! Fabulous!!
Yazazaa4/27/05
WONDERFUL!!! Well, if you're a Star Wars nut, which I just so happen to be...
Anonymous4/27/05
Its no Pink Five and I agree with the the previous poster, its really more like a bad SNL sketch. Though it does have a few decent moments, just not enough to be really funny. If only they had finished Return of Pink Five!!!
Smoothio4/26/05
More like a bad SNL skit than a short film. Grating & annoying -- and not in the intended way.
Anonymous4/26/05
I am sorry but this was a "snoozer" and sort of "lame"... I know how much work goes into a "production" A plus was the costumes were really good... I'm just sorry, that is not more captivating.
phantomgal4/25/05
Two thumbs way up!!!! I loved how this explained the reason luke got his ship in the movie. This movie had a good concept too. Good job!! :D
TaVork4/25/05
Despite the negativity (re: personal opionion with no facts to back it up) and those that "didn't get it" (sheesh) this is still AN AWARD WINNING FILM!!!! Rock on Beefkin!
jimbo4/24/05
boring&stupid can this dribble be alowed to happen again?
Admiral8Q4/24/05
Well made "the other guy" character films are always great! Excellent!
LEEVEHE4/20/05
FUNNY CONCEPT
bigkevuk4/20/05
hehe very funny
Big Mike4/20/05
Nice.........typical 5'3 wing fighter.
Noel Gorman4/20/05
This short has some funny moments, particularly toward the end (unfortunately). There was so much potential lost on this film. Too bad.
Kayla Quinn4/19/05
Funny premise, great execution...this film has given me a new purpose in life. I *WILL* have that sexy guy in the background (the one who reaches for the snacky treats near the end) in my bed!
JoeBlow4/19/05
Amusing at first, the tedious, then annoying, then you just want to kill the idiot and the filmmaker... not worth the time!
youngamericansoldier4/18/05
oh man that was great verry funny
High Five4/18/05
You've got to see this if you liked Pink Five.
Mickey4/18/05
THis was so funny I was snorting! The guy being so annoying made it hilarious.
The Watcher4/18/05
You know, there's just too many reviews that specifically mention "good script, good acting"... perhaps we have a filmmaker trying to salvage his reviews? I think so...
SCoupah4/17/05
Sadly, I work with someone just like that guy. Entertaining script and very well played.
Little Robot Dude4/16/05
Derivative (think Pink 5 ripoff) and not very funny at all...
thatguy4/15/05
Original and very, very funny!
damgoodwriter4/14/05
funny-funny-funny! das' a good movie!
Daniel4/14/05
funny,I couldn't stop laughing
Anonymous4/14/05
L for loser
al4/12/05
i dont get it
DomesticCheese4/12/05
Very entertaining. Not only does it have a good script, but it has a great actor as well.
Jennifer4/12/05
o.o i dont get it...
Ultrapower50004/12/05
May the force be with this film.
Jacob4/9/05
It was ok and was funny in a way but it didnt get funny untill the end.
Anonymous4/9/05
Loved the humor in this. A good script and acted with just the right amount of annnoyance. The uniforms are great.
stevin4/7/05
It was a bit to long, but kind of funny.
Crystal4/7/05
Fun but a bit annoying, but thatÂ’s kinda the point.
Anonymous4/6/05
Very amateur, but very funny.
Tim the Enchanter4/6/05
Gee, could that review BE more incestuous? The only good thing about this film was when it was OVER!
Tom J4/6/05
This is clearly genius - level humor at its finest. I had to laugh, knowing how long ago the original shoot was and how you managed to capture the stillness of that sequence, then create a reason for its existence in 2005. Now I can't go back and look at that part of the movie without thinking how you influenced it. Thanks for the laughs!
Matt R.4/5/05
Wow, that blew...
Regret4/5/05
Didn't really impress me. It was mostly just a monologue, I cut it off halfway through.
Coleman Trebor4/5/05
Tedious is the best way to describe this film - but bravo on creating an annoying character...
Anonymous4/5/05
lmfao thats funny
Crunk4/5/05
Hmmm.. I'm still trying to figure it out.
Anonymous4/5/05
I got here too late to vote. Oh well, I still liked it. It did run a little longer than it should have.
Dante4/5/05
Too bad we DIDN'T have a good actor to hold all that screen time... give me Pink 5 any day over this clod...
Anonymous4/5/05
I liked it, takes a good actor to hold that much screen time. Nice energy.
ConcordeisafriendofHudgens4/4/05
I liked this one a lot more than those Pink 5 movies people keep talking about.
Concord4/4/05
Cheap seats? Heck, I would've settled for a few cheap laughs... instead, we get this porker trying to be funny, and by trying I mean failing... if it weren't for that Kessel Run disaster, THIS would be the worst film in the batch this year...
Gundark214/4/05
Good stuff. Love the costumes, love the hamming it up. Love the lack of lame Jedi-ness. Oh, and guess the people saying the "music isn't from the movie!111!11" don't realize you can't use any of the original soundtrack music.
Slack Mastah C4/4/05
Cute, funny and to the point, plus some very subtle and well-done VFX in this one. And he's right, Luke *is* a little punk!
Judo4/4/05
Good I like-a-dat!
Festerman4/4/05
So okay it's an x-wing pilot who makes clueless comments during a scene from Starwars, takes phone calls, and refers to Luke's "bad haircut". I liked this film better when it was called Pink 5
L. Starkiller4/4/05
This was pretty good. Maybe not the best I've ever seen but it was still amusing.
Adrianna R.4/4/05
I liked this. It wasn't hilarious but I found it funny. It's a shame that the filmmakers of the other movies here are leaving bad reviews for everyone. Play nice kids.
SupraMax4/4/05
You can practically hear the filmmaker screaming "I'm funny! Look! I'm funny! See how funny I am and how great my movie is?" Too bad he's not funny, and neither is this movie, after (admittedly) a semi-promising beginning...
Chris4/3/05
Not as flashy as the other ones, but I thought it was excellent. It'll finish in the top three fer shizzle.
Anonymous4/3/05
That was so funny when the pilot thought it was a wedding...and mistook Chewie for the bride...hilarious. Pretty funny stuff, if you ask me.
futbol_player64/2/05
I laughed, I cried...well maybe not cried. Anyway it answers the question, where did Luke's X-Wing come from?
Gabe4/2/05
Poor Porkins. Pretty funny. Excellent performance. Well executed with minimal resources. Solid show.
mehool4/2/05
the best of all of the 2005 star wars films! Doesn't try to be too fancy.
Anonymous4/2/05
Really flippin' funny! Beefkins 4 eva!
Fish4/2/05
I liked it. Where can I find me a mini lightsaber like that one? I'll use it for encores too.
x3720to14/1/05
Cracked me up!
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